For todays blogging I would like to share with you some of the mysteries in my life. These are just a few morsels of what astounds me or causes me to shake my head in wonder. It's another beautiful sunny day here in the 313 (actually, I live in the 586 area code, but I'm only about half a mile from the 313). I should be outside doing outside stuff, but instead I'm inside doing laundry and tidying up the house a bit. I was outside earlier reading Vic's "Backyard Living" magazine where I picked up a few Autumn gardening tips and as soon the the clothes get done spinning, I'll head back out there for a bit to water and watch Shannon roll around in the grass. This is a short work week for me ~ I took off Wednesday thru Friday so I could be with Vic for her surgery on Thursday morning. I'm looking forward to the day when I can retire and devote my time to gardening and taking naps in the hammock. I'm also considering changing careers to something more stable and that has a good retirement outlook. I'm tired of dispatching and really don't see myself doing this for the rest of my working life. I'd like to find a career that will allow me to make my own schedule later on in life. More on this in later posts after I continue to do a little research. Don't forget to think happy thoughts on Thursday!
Mysteries In My Life
* Why am only in the mood to scrapbook on bright sunny days instead of on bleak rainy days?
* How can some of the losers we arrest not know their own address?
* Why does Shannon prefer drinking the nasty water from the hose that's been sitting outside in the hot sun to
the nice cool water in the air conditioned house?
* Where does all the dirtly laundry keep coming from?
* Why did Dumbledore have to die in the last Harry Potter book?
* Where do all these friggin' pigeons in our backyard come from?
* Why do baseball tickets cost so much money?
* Why does Shannon tear the butts off all her stuffed animals except for the ones shaped like monsters?
* Why does Shannon love to swim in the water but hate to get squirted with the hose?
* How come Vickie can't pick her socks up off the floor?
* How long has Mike & Ikes candy been around and how come it took me so long to discover it's tastiness?
* Why do I have to continue to be "cursed" monthly if I don't plan on ever having kids?
* Where the heck is that little shelf thing we used to have on the monitor?
* Why does it take an act of god to get Shannon to go potty?
* Why do people call 911 to ask for the non-emergency phone number for the police dept.?
* Why am I having such a hard time finding a dentist?
* What the hell did Star Jones do to herself?
* Why does anyone really care about Jennifer Aniston & Vince Whatshisname?
* Whatever happened to free internet access?
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2 comments:
Honey, I love ya but you're a weirdo.
You made me laugh out loud and scare the hell out of Zach a few times.
I don't know why I can't pick up my socks I, I, I, damn, I can't even think of anything smartass to say.
Why do baby polar bears leave their mamas?
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