This morning we arrested some loser for alledgedly breaking into cars. When they brought this guy back to the station for booking I experienced a new level of body odor that I'm sure I will never be exposed to again. This guy's feet (I'm assuming the green funk was coming from his feet and not somewhere else nasty) smelled so bad that my sargeant had to keep taking breaks during the booking process so he could leave the room to get some fresh air. We douched the whole station with air freshener, which of course then made it smell like really nasty feet flowers had yakked all over the place. How can anybody let their body odor get that far out of control? Just think about all the people you interact with on a regular basis. Unless you have a job where you deal with the dregs of society, all of your friends and people you associate with are probably somewhat clean and non-disgusting, or else you wouldn't have anything to do with them! But in my job I get to experience an entire new circle of losers ~ and on an almost daily basis! Just think about all the whackos who are floating just outside of your circle. You just don't know how close you are to different degrees of disgustingness. Law enforcement is a real eye-opener.
Feast One Hundred & Ten
Appetizer
Name 3 things that you are wearing today.
Tigers tshirt, blue jeans shorts, mousse.
Soup
Who was the last person you hugged?
Vickie
Salad
What do you like to order from your favorite fast food place?
#1 with no onions
Main Course
What time of day do you usually feel most energized?
Between 5pm-7pm.
Dessert
Using the letters in your first name, write a sentence. (Example: Sweet unusual spaniels are nice.)
Cute And Sassy Elves Yodeling.
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