Since I am now at the tender age of forty-something, I have come to realize that there are some things I'm just never going to achieve success at in my lifetime. Although a little disheartening, I'm still pretty much okay with this realization, because there are a lot of things I'm capable of doing pretty well. But still, wouldn't it be great if I didn't have a list like the following at all?
Stuff I Will Never Do Successfully
by: Casey
1. Climb Mount Everest
2. Compete in the X-Games
3. Paint the bathroom trim without backing into it before it's dry or finding drip marks after it's completed
4. Pee while standing up (without dribbling on my shoes)
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