For today's blog, I'd like to share with you some of the reflections that randomly drift thru the waters of my mind. My internal canoe tips over from time to time due to the raging thought rapids of my inner psyche, but like a well-balanced kayak, my canoe eventually rights itself again. So, a little insight into me...
Stuff I wouldn't buy even if I had all the money in the world:
- That dumb Sleep Number bed that the Bionic Woman tries to sell me every day on late night TV
- Anything by John Basedow, fitness celebrity
- Any of the Girls Gone Wild videos
- Rogaine
- Cialis
- That goofy looking Bowflex Treadclimber thing
- A Volvo
- Jessica Simpson cds
- Cans of deer pee ~ the guys at work actually had an in-depth conversation on which particular brands were the best & how to properly spray them to attract deers
- Tongue piercings
- Stilletto heels
Traveling
- Thailand, Cambodia, Viet Nam, Iraq, Iran or any of the -stan countries of the Middle East are just a few of the countries I have no desire to ever visit
- Of all the states I've lived in, I think Michigan is the prettiest overall
- Of all the states I've lived in, I think Mississippi sucks ass
- The very first foreign city I ever went to was Frankfurt, Germany
- The last foreign city I've been to was Windsor, Canada
- Now having to pay for the crappy airplane meals just plain sucks
- I thought British flight attendants would be friendlier than US flight attendants ~ geez, was I ever wrong
- The first time I ever flew, I was 12 and I sat in first class ~ I didn't know enough to appreciate it
Entertainment
- I miss the blonde DA on Law & Order ~ I wish she'd come back
- I really like Judi Dench & Helen Mirren in everything they've ever acted in
- Kathy Griffin is hysterical
- Rosie O'Donnell is annoying
- Cate Blanchett could do a 2-hour movie of nothing but her reading the phone book and get nominated for an Academy Award ~ and she'd still be better than any of her competition!
- Billy Bob Thornton is under-appreciated
- Inside The Actors Studio is a sell-out ~ the Actor's Studio teaches the Method form of acting, but yet about 85% of the "actors" on their show are either not Method actors or aren't actors at all (this pisses me off)
- Drew Barrymore seems like a very nice person & a lot of fun to work with
- Justin Timberlake leaves me with a dumbfounded look on my face
- Although I don't really care for Anne Hache, I really like her new TV show, Men In Trees ~ it's kind of a quirky Northern Exposure ripoff
- I hate reality shows about dancers, models, chefs, people wanting to lose weight, people wanting to find a date, people who eat bugs or people opening luggage
- What the hell happened to Howie Mandell?
- I really like Grey's Anatomy not so much for the typical soap opera storyline, but more for the actors ~ I especially like Sandra Oh & the woman who plays Addison. And, coincidentally, Sandra Oh & Addison played lezzbian lovers in Under the Tuscan Sun
- There aren't a whole lot of male actors I like ~ the exception to this is Kevin Kline, Philip Seymour Hoffman and William H. Macy
- I really like the happy California cow commercial where they're playing Marco Polo
- Cameron Diaz & Gwyneth Paltrow need to gain weight
- I like Megan Mullally when she was Karen on Will & Grace, but not so much now
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2 comments:
Mom agrees with a lot of your ideas - does she need to come visit you next?
Food:
- You don't like it when different foods touch each other...even if it's on someone else's plate.
- You would rather drink a glass of bile that eat a pea or a piece of pork.
- In your mind, salsa has no tomatoes in it.
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