New Books?

So did you hear about O.J.'s new "hypothetical" book entitled If I Did It? In it he supposedly tells us how he would have committed the murders if he had in fact committed the murders. Not that he did, mind you. What a moron! I wonder what my school would think if I wrote an essay entitled How I Would've Cheated On My Final Exams Had I Actually Cheated. Or how about How I Called Out Sick When What I Really Did Was Stay Home & Watch the Tigers Game? Or the ever popular How To Say "Yes Honey, I Really Did Clean Out the Litterboxes" With a Straight Face. Okay, maybe I won't try out that last one.