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I woke up this afternoon to find Vickie's People magazine on the kitchen table screaming at me with the headline "I'M GAY." Apparently some rich yadahoo kid in some dumb boy band who has been cowering in the proverbial closet all these years has decided to tell the world about his nasty little secret because now he feels "more liberated and free." Who really gives a crap? Until stupid shit like this stops making front page news, gay people will never be treated as equals. When is the last time you saw a headline like "I'M STRAIGHT!" or "I HAVE A DOG!" on the cover of an international magazine? Maybe it's because he's rich and was a chicken-shit for so many years that it's now a big deal for some asinine reason. So let me proclaim, here and now, to all who may read this, that I am no longer officially gay. I'll be gay again in a few years after I've saved a little bit of money and have lied about my life to a significant number of people. And I'll make sure to notify People magazine first, because if there's an especially intrusive way to delve into someone's private life, they are definitely the slimeballs to tell. I hope I won't be sharing the cover with Michael Jackson, though ~ he creaps me out a little!

Feast One-Hundred & Four
Appetizer

What's the funniest dream you can remember having?

I have a lot of strange dreams, but not very many funny ones. A while back one of the Sex & The City women was kinda hot for me. Strange thing is, I've never even seen the show.

Soup

If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?

I think I'd be a Lab because they all seem to be very bouncy and friendly.

Salad

Continue this sentence: "I get confused when..."

I read books or watch movies with a lot of main characters. When reading, I have to make a bookmark listing who's who. If it's a movie, I'm usually screwed unless I can watch it 2 or 3 times.

Main Course

Name two things that need to be done, but you are procrastinating in completing.

Painting the bathroom and painting the upstairs bedroom.

Dessert

When was the last time you tried something new, and what was it?

Last night was the first time in my life that I had Chinese take out. I'm a picky eater, so I like the buffets where I can kinda pick and choose what I want. But last night I was daring and got food in little white boxes. It was neat!