Earl the Squirrel

Friday, April 14, 2006
Feast Eighty-Nine

Appetizer
What movie soundtracks do you own?
I'm not sure if I own any now (although I'm sure I could
probably find at least one). However, the very first
soundtrack I had was from the movie "Grease" on
8-Track! Half way thru a song you'd hear a big GLUMP! & then the song would continue.

Soup
How much cash do you usually carry with you?
Usually $10-$15 until Vic figures out I have money and then the dollar amount drops drastically.

Salad
Are you more comfortable around men or women?
Women. I'm grossly outnumbered at work, tho. Hazel Park has only one female patrol officer, so I'm subjected nightly to farting contests and stories about poop and other "guy stuff." It's really an eye-opener.

Main
What is the most mischievous thing you remember doing as a child?
I honestly don't remember. But one of the most mischievous things I've done TO a child is to run thru the house gobbling like a turkey. This sends the kitties flying thru the room! And it makes me chuckle.

Dessert
Who is the funniest member of your family?
Funny ha-ha would probably be me. Funny weird is definitely Earl (that's him in the pic). Earl's got huge eyes, a nose like a possum's and bowed legs (he used to have a rather ample manhood before it got snipped). He's also slightly overweight and built low to the ground. And he frequently flops over onto his back, airing out his wares for all to see.

This upcoming weekend should be pretty busy. We're going to Vic's mom's house for Easter lunch and I'm pretty sure we're going to spend most of Saturday working on a few small projects around the house. I like my job, but I look forward to the weekend all week long. And now that's it's been nice out I enjoy it even more! It's been kind've rainy the last couple of days, but still warm out. I'd like to redo the outside chairs some time this week, so hopefully the weather will cooperate.