Lesbian Shopping

Do you like grocery shopping with or without your significant other? I would really prefer to shop with Vic than without her for seveal reasons. I don't have to drive, she lets me push the cart, I have someone to talk to in the long check-out line and I have to make few decisions; I tell her to get us some kind of detergent and hair stuff, then she meets me on aisle 5 with detergent, hair stuff, Oreos and brownie mix and I'm happy. I call this "Lesbian Shopping." Long ago, when I was single, I used to have a part time job at a grocery store and I'd see lesbians shopping together and I would feel sorry for myself. I wished I had a lesbian to shop with. Now I do! Today, though, I have to shop alone and already I'm dreading it. I wish I could take Shannon. I'm not sure if she's gay or not, but either way she could help me with the impending detergent issue.