HGTV Hell

So are you wondering what it's like to watch the Home & Garden channel all day, every day and with the volume turned up 2 decibals louder than dog hearing? Just. Ask. Me. I know far more than I'll ever need to know about how to stage my home for a For Sale open house, how to determine my own unique color splash, how to operate handsaws, bandsaws, tablesaws, seesaws, a shocky way to bring romance to any room, and how the colors in my home reflect who I am. And the loss of hearing in one ear is a small price to pay for the invaluable lessons I've experienced every frickin' night with Vic's mom and the HGTV home improvement crew. Did you know that artwork that's too personal is a big no-no when you're trying to sell your home? And everyone likes a big bathroom! Well duh!