This morning, on my way home from work, I spotted a sign announcing "pumpkins for sale." For some reason this just struck me wrong. It's the 21st century for goblins sake! Are we still oppressing the Orange Americans by selling them on the streets to the highes bidder like their forefathers before them? Poor little defenseless Halloween slaves. My god, they don't even have arms to defend themselves. Even the snowmen have twigs! The lucky pumpkins are the ones without faces - at least they can't see it coming! When will this madness end?! Free the pumpkins, I say! Halloween pumpkin indentured servitude no more! (Gourd slavery is ok. We have a little basket by our fireplace filled with a couple of the cute little mishapen fellas.)
The Friday Feast for this week was a repeat, so I thought I would create my own feast. Hope you enjoy and feel free to take home a to-go box to your own blog!
Appetizer
When was the last time you were required to wear a uniform and what was it?
I wear a uniform daily for work...light blue shirt & dark blue pants. I think I look like a goob.
Soup
What was the last frivolous thing you purchased?
I recently bought fuzzy socks to wear around the house on chilly nights.
Salad
What is one accessory you'd like to add to your vehicle?
I'd like either a sunroof or a remote starter to warm it up on cold mornings.
Dinner
What do you keep your loose change in?
I have a half gallon bottle from the Great Baraboo Brewing Co., a little pink pig with my name on it (Casey) and a little red London telephone booth.
Dessert
What color shirt are you wearing on your driver's license?
Red. This was a really poor choice considering most of the license is blue and the red shirt really clashes. The DMV should really give people the heads up before coming in so we can avoid little fashion faux pas like this.
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