A Day of Battery

Today I hit Vickie really hard. Twice. The first time I hit her in the head with a trailer (don't ask) and then I beaned her in the forehead, right above the eye, with a Hershey's kiss. Neither beating left bruising or gross ugly gaping wounds, so I guess I won't have to answer any probing questions. I did feel really bad, though. But you know, now she'll think twice before asking me to do the litter boxes again!