Resume

I need to work on my resume...I'm typing a blog instead. It's just so tedious! I've worked at my present job for over six years so you would think that would be enough, but I guess I'm going to have to research dates for some previous jobs and come up with descriptions as well. I thought I had a resume, but I can't seem to find it so I'm thinking it must've been on the old computer and I just never kept a hard copy. I hate getting dressed up and driving all over creation applying for jobs. Maybe I'll just apply at The Home Depot. Surely they're not really concerned with my employment for the last ten years! And I'll get 10% off hammers and stuff!